Twitter Compilations: #TotalRecall

Last night I watched Total Recall for the first time in probably ten years. I’m assuming the remake with Colin Farrell will have nothing to do with Mars and aliens. Here are my thoughts I tweeted while watching it:
So in the future we colonize Mars, fly through space, and implant memories, but we still use jackhammers?
The cab robot is supposed to be Don Knotts right?
The fight scene when Matt Damon realizes he's Jason Bourne was better.
How does he know to tell Sharon Stone that he went to Recall? I thought he couldn't remember.
Can human shields really take that many bullets?
I have to read this short story... Is the towel in there? Anyone know?
Robo Don Knotts does not like to be called Dickhead, he will try to run you over. #TipsForTheFuture courtesy of #TotalRecall
Again, all this tech on Mars and we're using fucking jackhammers still!
I forget, where did he get the lady suit? Is that in the short story?
Because he couldn't imagine a man sweating after everything else he's imagined.
It's surprising that Sharon Stone didn't become an action star after this movie.
I've never been able to tell if this movie has good special effects or bad ones.
Although the Kuato part is pretty nuts. Like the guy absorbed Chuckie.
Funny how TVs in the future went Tallscreen instead of Widescreen.
Worst fake punch ever.
So how does the drilling machine which is supposed to cut through rock, nick their shoulders without tearing their arms off?
It's amazing those guards didn't kill each other in the crossfire. "He's got a hologram!"
Who would win in a fight: Holo Arnold or Holo Tupac?
I didn't know the only thing keeping mars from being like earth was oxygen. We get some O2 over there, it'll be like Arizona!
Bonus: Thinking about this movie always makes me think of this song. (Video portion, but it was the only full version I found.)
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